a blog launched to laugh at my own expense

A Cape Cod Summer Weekend

Though my favorite hobby will always be hairspray, my 2nd favorite hobby is my boyfriend Eli. Not only does he save me alot of money on my online dating profile but his impeccable style is one of my best accessories.

Our Cape Cod weekend consisted of a near death by queso experience ( In hindsight, Eli and I didnt really need to two orders), standup paddle boarding, ice cream, another near death by dairy experience when I used heavy cream in my microwave oatmeal, ice cream, the on set of 36 mosquito bites, a romantic Sunday stroll through Chatham, outdoor lobster feast, hysterical crying in the movie theaters (love movies get me every time), ice cream, a ride a Barbie Jeep and literal boatloads  of laughter.

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