- Wear wedge sneakers more often
- Losing designer jewelry is not a talent. Stop pursuing it as such
- Losing my debit card on a bi-monthly basis is not a talent. Also stop pursuing it as such
- Stop talking about other people
- Stop talk about myself
- Stop talking?
Take fewer selfies- Learn to cook something outside of the confines of a microwave
- Implement the following thought process equation: Getting Thinner > More Dinner
- Stop pretending to work out
- Start working out?
- Convince my roommate to adopt me (financially)
- Consider voluntarily turning myself into a Flash Tat rehabilitation clinic
Stop using 'Bae'- Use 'Bae' more often
- Get invited to a party
- Ask J and A to fund my liposuction campaign (again)
- Stop Facebook stalking myself. I do not need to be reminded what I looked like in high-school/college/last weekend
Pretend tolike children- Stop considering gel manicures a 'health expense'
- Stop continuing to interview every terrible Tinder date as a potential life partner
- Play more golf. There has to be something marriageable about me
- Stop shopping in the maternity section. There is a time and place for elastic pants and it not 24 years old
- Wear wedge sneakers more often
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